The Butt Book by Artie Bennett won’t gross you out. It will crack you up.
Get it? Crack?
I’m laughing by myself, aren’t I? Oh, poop.
Anyway, The Butt Book is a perfect just-enough potty humor kid book to gives kids an excuse to say butt. Seriously, what kid (or husband) doesn’t like to say butt? (Remember when you learned how to spell butt? Hilarious stuff!)
Let me share with you some of my favorite rhymes:
” Buttocks is the
formal name —
and no two buttocks
are the same.”
. . .
Artie Bennett’s website shares 40 words for the butt including:
2. back porch
You must visit Bennett’s site to find the rest of the butt words, plus a good butt joke, and fascinating butt trivia. Fascinating.
Win your own The Butt Book! Comment below with your favorite word for butt and you’ll be entered in the random drawing. Thank you to Artie Bennett for providing this cheeky giveaway. Ha, ha. (I’m still laughing by myself, aren’t I?) Contest ends Dec. 7, 2010.